No more saying nonsensical things like, "We don't have cable, and it's neat because we do other things. We read, stuff like that."

From the moment the nice man installed the black box in our home this afternoon I've been wild eyed. Right now "The E True Hollywood Story: Meg Ryan," "Felicity" and "Beverly Hills 90210" are on. ALL AT THE SAME TIME. Three channels, right in a row. Crisis. CRISIS.