Back to school haikus
Day two, let’s do this!
Uh oh, the teen’s not awake
Poke her, run away
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School supplies, all bought!
Except for a white folder
Which does not exist
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Special fun breakfast!
Put your clothes on first, then eat
Or else. (I love you!)
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How was your first day?!
”Fine.” Silence. Silence. Silence.
”So happy to hear!”
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Why do these children
Always, despite best efforts
Have only one sock?
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Here’s my idea:
This year let’s eat more whole foods
”Do you mean Cheez-Its?”
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Tired kids all in bed!
Let’s organize everything!
JK! Netflix time!
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