After the party
"You know what I think saved me? The fact that I mostly drank white wine spritzers and light beer." "You really love those wine spritzers."
"I know! Wine spritzers. White wine. Seltzer. Alcohol. Water to hydrate you. Refreshing."
"Yeah. Makes sense."
"Yup. I think I'm totally going to drink those now."
"Welcome to middle age."