Troy Patterson can make fun of One of The Best Shows on Television, Ever, because he is very, very funny: "When The Hills left off, HeidiÄîwho now resembles an actress in a big-budget romantic comedy, not the cuddly lead but the uptight rival or the workaholic sidekickÄîhad called off plans for her wedding to Spencer, presumably because his narcissistic shiftiness renders him absolutely unmarriageable. The show picked back up with her jaunting to her family's house in Crested Butte, Colo., where she put matters into perspective during apr?®s-ski heart-to-hearts with her mother. Spencer arrived unannounced at the ancestral home. Heidi's stepfather cast skeptical glancesÄîeyes brimming with wariness, baffled stares garnished with pityÄîat the poor boy. Spencer played with his phone. They all went out to dinner. Heidi told Spencer off. Crested Butte looked like a very dull town."

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