"What's that over there? A bird?" "Yup, I think so."

"Anything interesting? Or just an LBJ?"

"What?"

"LBJ. Little Brown Job."

"Excuse me? Is that a real term?"

"Yeah. A birding term."

"Where did you learn that?"

"Well, books. I read a lot of birding books."

"Oh my God."

"You're not allowed to put that -"

"On the blog? Oh, yes I am. You can't stop me. You have no right."