"If J.R.R. Tolkien were alive today he could sue, like, everybody for stealing his ideas." "I know."

"What did he write besides "The Lord of the Rings" and "The Hobbit"?

"He wrote "The Silmarillion," which is so incredibly hard to read - it's, like, the story of this entire world he created, and..."

"Did you read all of them? All of these books?"

"Yeah."

"Uh-huh. And did you read them while you were playing Dungeons and Dragons?"

"I never played Dungeons and Dragons-"

"I'm just wondering, did you read all these books before or after you'd get together with your friends and play Dungeons and Dragons?"