A valid argument for birth control
Groceries purchased Wednesday (for nine) :1 lb. american cheese, 1 lb. turkey breast, 1 lb. roast beef, 1 lb. provolone, tortillas, 1 jar peanut butter, 2 large jars Prego tomato sauce, sour cream, 2 cans garbanzo beans, 2 cans cannelini beans, 30-pack Budweiser, 1 bag and 3 boxes toasted oats cereal, 3 lb. package hot dogs, 10-pack hamburgers, 4 cans tuna fish, whole wheat bread, tomatoes, 2 cans salsa verde, hot dog buns, hamburger buns, 18 eggs, 2 containers chicken broth, 2 jars pickles, 1 pack applesauce, 2 cans clam chowder, frozen green beans, 2 boxes fettucine, 2 boxes pasta shells, 4 cans refried beans, 2 cans vegetable soup, 5 boxes macaroni and cheese, 1 jar mayonnaise, 1 jar mustard, 1 bottle vegetable oil, 1 block cheddar cheese, 1 bottle olive oil, hot sauce, 5 boxes crackers, diet Pepsi, regular Pepsi, 2 gallons milk, 2 boxes granola bars, 1 bottle tequila, 1 jar strawberry preserves, 6 yogurts, 2 economy packs english muffins, 2 jugs orange juice