We talk about the classics

J.A.M. "Did you see Vinnie's new classical guitar?"C.M.M. "Yeah. But I don't understand what makes it 'classical.'" J.A.M. "The strings are plastic, and the way it's designed...Did you hear me playing Bach?" C.M.M. "How do you know how to play Bach?" J.A.M. "Well, it's like, a Jethro Tull version of Bach."