His early morning beach trip in search of birds (Dickcissel, White-winged Crossbill, OR: Top text message exchange '08)
"How's it going? Dicksickle?" "Naked fat woman."
"How's it going? Dicksickle?" "Naked fat woman."
"They should put more things in bread bowls." "Oh yeah? Like what?"
"Like cereal."
"No. No way. Worst idea ever."