I just watched the opening two episodes of “The Hills” (on demand because, I admit it, sometimes I don’t stay up past 10) and my favorite, favorite scene was where Heidi’s mom was telling her that she loves it when she comes home to Colorado, because she always seems more “grounded” and, meanwhile, Heidi is wearing this ridiculous hat with a feather on it attached by, like, a large, faux diamond.

Then I watched the teaser for the upcoming season and had to keep myself from shouting out loud with glee. Is it ok to get THAT excited about a tv show, especially “The Hills?” Yup. Something I’m proud of? Not so much.