Wed 20 Aug 2008
Because there is only so much footage of Shawn Johnson and Nastia Liukin
Posted by Cara under generalLast week I got sick. One minute I had a mildly sore throat and the next I was down for the count, lying in bed with a raging headache, severe congestion and general aches and pains. I ended up taking a sick day Friday, because even though I was scheduled to work from home that day, I couldn’t imagine keeping my head upright for enough hours to actually write a story on the computer. To actually write a sentence, one that would have made sense, anyway.
Luckily my cold was of the intense, but short, variety, and I pretty much recovered within three days, with only a few annoying symptoms–stuffy nose, the occasional cough–lingering this week.
The sick day was kind of nice, though, besides feeling horrible. I’ve been talking for the past few months about how I’d really enjoy getting up one morning, staying in bed, and just watching TV all day, I guess because that just seems like something I never have the time to do since there are always three million other things going on.
Of course, the thing about wanting to do things like stay in bed all day and watch TV, however, is that you always end up getting to do it in these not-so-great circumstances. Like you get to do it…but you use up an entire box of Kleenex while doing so because your nose is running that much. Whatever, I was willing to take what I could get and settled in for a marathon television/nap session that I honestly believe helped me recover more quickly.
The other great thing about being sick and therefore feeling no guilt about watching a ton of TV is that I’m sort of addicted to the Olympics and it meant extending my primetime viewing (J and I have been rushing home at night to make dinner and obsessively watch whatever Olympic competition is going on, even fighting falling asleep for the night when things get really exciting) to all-the-time viewing.
And when you get to watch the Olympics all the time, you get to watch stuff besides gymnastics and swimming and running, because let’s face it, that’s the good stuff and they save it for the biggest audience. You get to watch stuff that’s, you know, more ridiculous.
I mean, if you really think about it, a lot of Olympic sports are ridiculous. I know others share this view, because I’ve had this conversation many times. Like diving, for instance. Like jumping off a springboard and doing a few somersaults and a half-twist or whatever and then trying to enter the water splash-free. That’s weird. But we love it. And award good divers gold medals.
And water polo. Water polo. Competitors wear little helmets and play, like, some kind of soccer in the pool.
Anyway, I continued my TV watching into Saturday. I was feeling better, but didn’t want to push it, and so took a few opportunities to lie down on the couch and see what was going on over in Beijing. During one of these sessions I turned on the TV (permanently tuned to NBC) to discover an athlete jumping up and down on a trampoline, doing flips in the air. The trampolining competition. TRAMPOLINING. It’s one of those things where if someone had asked me to make up a funny, but not overly far-fetched, fake Olympic sport, this is what I might have come up with. “The competitors jump up and down on, like, your normal, backyard, trampoline, but are graded on the height of their jumps and the precision of their backflips!”
I know I shouldn’t make fun. There is no way I could perform Olympic level feats on a trampoline, I’d fall on my face, but I swear, in addition to the moments that make your heart race, when Michael Phelps is going for his eighth gold or Usain Bolt is totally kicking everyones asses, perhaps stumbling upon trampolining, an actual Olympic event, is another thing I love so much about the games. Finding perfection in the normally mundane. Realizing that, seriously, there really is something out there for everyone.
August 20th, 2008 at 11:40 am
I wasn’t watching, but Keith came in and said the same thing - “Did you know there is olympic TRAMPOLINE?!” I’ve decided if I had to choose a sport to compete in, this would be it.
August 20th, 2008 at 8:33 pm
I’d be a sweeper in curling. Primetime on CBUT and easy to compete against Americans to make the team. Golf should be a summer Olympics sport, and the fact it’s not is kind of a shame.
Does the rest of the world look at softball, and think what the hell? (of course they did, which is why it’s all over by London)
e
August 21st, 2008 at 5:41 am
I think my favorite “athlete” so far is the tiny dude or chick sitting in the back of that skinny 8-oar’d boat coordinating the rowing rhythm. They get a gold medal just the same, but the only muscles they use are the vocal cords.
If I didn’t weigh like 220, I think that would be the one sport I could maybe get an Olympic Gold medal in.
August 21st, 2008 at 12:15 pm
you know what else is an olympic sport? speedwalking. i understand it takes skill to walk quickly without running, but that one just cracks me up.
August 21st, 2008 at 1:32 pm
A 220-pound coxswain would be a truly inspirational Olympic story, I have to admit.
August 21st, 2008 at 6:49 pm
Ok, I’m with Eric on this one. I just saw footage of the speed walking tonight. Easily the dumbest sport on this planet.
August 21st, 2008 at 7:02 pm
Tom: I was just going to make an offer for the movie rights to your triumphant coxswaining story in London! I was going to offer a $10 retainer because the story would be so good!
Besides, I think it was Hal in an episode of Malcom in the Middle that said it best: “But I might even be able to walk better than everyone else!” Very funny line that jumped the speed walking shark five years ago. (He even mentions “drafting” in speedwalking. Very funny stuff.)
The story of a 220-pound coxswain would sell on Sundance or Starz or something.
hehe
e
August 21st, 2008 at 10:36 pm
I used to be a coxswain when I rowed, and I have to say that it’s not as easy as it looks. When our boat was going out for something competitive, I was literally not allowed to eat for fear of adding more weight to the boat - freaking jerk boys in my boat thought 115lbs was FAT back in the day- and steering a fiberglass hulled boat with a rudder less than two inches long kind of sucked.And I’m not even gonna mention what happened when the oars got out of synch.
I’d totally take a gold medal though- you know, for having enough brains to “manage” the boat instead of being the brute force that made it go through the water so quickly!
August 22nd, 2008 at 6:38 am
Just the fact that I could list one of my interests on facebook as “coxswaining” is enough for me. I could totally be a coxswainsmith.
August 24th, 2008 at 4:41 am
I know this topic is dying…but I just have to ask “Why on God’s Great Earth did they find it important to show then entire 2 hour + men’s marathon from 8-10 last night…don’t these peole know that that just isn’t that exciting to the common person? What happended to all of the “Field” events in Track and Field?”
That’s all.
September 2nd, 2008 at 10:33 am
Max and I just got back from China. Did you see us in the stands? We were totally there… not for the trampolining but at the Bird’s Nest for track and field and other arenas for volleyball, beach volleyball, and the men’s modern pentathalon.