The title really says it all, but just to explain, I wrote this story for findingDulcinea yesterday, cringing the entire time. It wasn’t so much the part about the little girl - it’s not her, or any of these other people’s faults that they’ve got long lost twins or whatever living inside them - just at the descriptions. People love weird stuff. And the media knows.

So, please read my story if you’re up for learning about about creatures with long fingernails living inside a man’s abdomen, which, I know you totally are.