1) The thing about Josh is he isn’t really that “average,” is he? It says right there on the website that Anna calls him handsome. Furthermore, the guy can kiss. I watched those two making out last night and he’s got moves. So I’m rooting for him because I love him but if he walked into a bar I’d think he was cute, not average. I would never just sit there and call people average, by the way, based on their looks because I’m not mean like the networks.

2) Speaking of the networks, I cried last night when the promo for “The Biggest Loser” came on. They’ve played that particular promo, the one where the guy talks about how he used to be a wrestler, not fat, about 536,982 times and finally, it got to me. Are you happy NBC? You made me cry. Reference the above. Networks = mean.